Break on Through

Don't you just hate it when you and your bro-orcs are just hangin' out chillin' when some band of armed thugs just leaps into your pad and starts trashing the place without so much as a how-do-you do?  Well I'm here today to make you an incredible offer on a product so fine it's guaranteed to provide you the sort of well earned privacy that every bad thinking monster deserves.  It's the latest technology, brought to you straight from the minds that brought you arrow slits, and it's called 'doors'.

Just look at that poor bastard, locked out and only able to dream of the loot he could be stealing from your smoldering corpse.

And they come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes.  No matter your needs, when it comes to locking out those smelly thieving hobbitses, think smart - think doors.